Preparing for Butt Play
S@*# Happens
Honestly, this is probably a super gross subject, but I don't know who else to ask. I've been going at it with a "friend with benefits" for a while now, and it really is great – except he keeps finding a present on his condom every time he pulls out. It embarrasses me and, while he's too much of a gentleman to admit it, grosses him out to no end. I've been trying to use enemas, Fleet and whatnot, and for the most part it clears me out, but there's always just the tiniest bit left, which unfortunately he seems to find with his probing member. I've tried everything, taking the enema just before sex, taking it a few hours before, not eating around when I want to have sex, doubling up on bananas to slow things down – and it's just not working. What am I doing wrong? and what other advice could you have for this problem?
Also, to save you some trouble, I know the risks of enemas. I don't take more than one a day (I wish I was having that much sex), I don't consider it a diet aid (that's what ipecac is for :p), and with all the bananas I mentioned eating, I'm not too worried about my potassium levels being depleted. My friend says that he understands that the backdoor has more than one function, and we're still going at it strong, but I know it's an issue. If you can shed some light, I'll be grateful.
Cheers,
Full of Sh*t
Sh*t Happens
First and foremost, it happens. So, the best thing is to be prepared.
What goes in
Everybody poops! OK, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, diet can influence cleanliness. High fiber items such as oatmeal tend to flow nicely, while red meat and carbs not so much. You might want to tailor your diet a day or so before your big play date.
A little prep work
It’s best to take an enema about three hours before any hot anal play. Some guys like to do a series of enemas, until the water comes out clear. Some prefer to do just one. A little practice will help you determine which works best for you.
Also, it’s not uncommon to get an urge to relieve up to 30 minutes later when some hidden pocket of water makes its way through your system. If you misjudged how empty you were, there's enough time for a touch up.
Sometimes, the prep can be part of the fun.
Heat of the Moment
Consider play sheets for easy clean up or put down a towel or two. If either of you notice anything unpleasant, excuse yourself and hit the showers. You can always resume when things are a little fresher, and it may even prolong your play.
S&@* happens, so beating yourself up over something that is a normal occurrence doesn't help!